put up with me and I'll make you see that things are better when you're with me
name: angele
essentials: 20, female, senior at UCF working on an Interdisciplinary Studies degree with a bunch of minors in cool things. peace corps hopeful (or just hopeful, really).
currently reading: You Are Not So Smart by David McRaney
From the Desk of Captain JP Lazarus
What did the God of Mischief say when his brother asked if he wanted to go out clubbing?
“No thanks, I think I’ll stay in tonight. I’d like to keep things Loki.”
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
You think the wife is in bad shape - you should ziti rest of the family.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via silvanathegreat)
So my dad told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round.
(via wellthatsood)
man
other than Sokka and Momo being high-as-balls off of cactus juice
this whole episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender is just a bunch of
AANGST
i bet the lawyers for viagra do all their cases
pro boner
I’m so incredibly jealous that I didn’t come up with this first.
